A man’s wife asks him to go to the local store to buy some Marlboro light cigarettes. So he walks down to the local store only to find it closed. He then decided to go to the bar across the street to see if they had cigarettes there. At the bar he sees a beautiful italian girl checking him out, so he decides to go talk to her. A few bottles of wine later they end up in her apartment.
” I was in the Bar the other day eating rice and beans, when i realized that i had to fart
Since led zepplin was really really loud, i thought that if i timed my farts with the music beats
I could get away with it. So thats what i did ! After a few songs, i was all set.
I looked up from the book that i was reading to see everyone staring at me.
Thats when i realized that i had been listening to music on my ipod ! ”
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I just saw Jason Mraz’s “Lucky” and its awesome. Am sharing it with all of you here. Am a big fan of Jason Mraz and had previously added his last video for “I’m Yours” which i hope you enjoyed. If you missed it, see I’m yours here
Mothers Day is celebrated all across the world to honor all the loving mothers and express sincere gratitude for all that they do for their children. Since Mothers Day falls on a Sunday, there are a lot of good reasons to take your mom out for a nice sunday brunch. Enjoy the day with her, spend some quality time and enjoy those precious moments , for you will cherish them for years to come.
I cant be with my Mom today but i wish her a Happy Mothers Day. Here is my Mothers Day Hug to you mom.
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