Show me your Hands
A man’s wife asks him to go to the local store to buy some Marlboro light cigarettes. So he walks down to the local store only to find it closed. He then decided to go to the bar across the street to see if they had cigarettes there. At the bar he sees a beautiful italian girl checking him out, so he decides to go talk to her. A few bottles of wine later they end up in her apartment.
After having lots of fun there, he realizes its 3AM and said to the girl, “OMG, its so late, my wife’s going to kill me.
you got any baby powder?” She gives him some powder, which he rubs on his hands and then heads home. Reaching home he sees his wife standing in the doorway mad as hell.
Wife : “Where the hell have you been?”
Husband: “Well, honey, as you know you asked for some Marlboro Light’s, so I went to the local store, but they were closed. So I went to the bar across the street to see if they had some. There I saw this great looking Italian chick checking me out. We had a few glasses of wine and one thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with her.”
Wife: “Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!”
She sees his hands all covered with powder and… “You God damn liar!! You went bowling again!!”
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